Bates Motel

You’ll probably snicker. Or better… Do the old “Cough! – Loser – Cough!” routine when poor, lonely Norman Bates checks you into his motel.

The only thing he has left in this world – aside from his moth-eaten homemade taxidermy collection. You’ll certainly feel a stab of pity for him later when you meet his mother. But save that pity for yourself. The last sight you’ll see is the flickering neon No Vacancy sign… through your only eye not filled with blood.