You: “Excuse me. Do you know what time it is?”

Me: “Mmmagh.”

You: “Are you okay buddy?”

Me: “Arrrrglurg.”

You: “Stop that! What the hell are you doing?!!”

Me: “Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!”

You: “Ahhhhhhhh! Please stop! I can’t take it!! I’m begging you!! No more! Please! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Kill me! Won’t you just kill me?! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Let me die!!”

Me: “Nom, nom, nom…”