The Last Ride
Caskets cost as much as a car!? Well the least you can do is test drive one while you’re alive – though staying alive for the test might be iffy. For the full experience you’ll have to stay inside while you hear the muffled sounds of your own pallbearers heaving you into the hearse. Soon you’ll look back on this moment as a ‘highlight’ because next comes the burial. Hmmm. This is really real. Maybe this little lark turned into a terrible mistaken identity thing. Maybe Screamfest is over and they’ve taken the wrong casket. That seems more and more likely as you realize there are bugs and worms devouring you. How hard do you think you’ll have to scream to be heard through six feet of earth?