Haunted Houses!! (ALL included in your ticket price!)
Scary Tales (Oct. 9th & 10th ONLY)
What kind of freaks would think turning someone’s bones into flour to make bread is appropriate for a kiddy’s bedtime tale? The same freaks sending you in to face sadistic, cannibalistic dwarves, giants and witches. Only no one is going to leave the hall-light on for you.
Reaper's & Grimm (Oct. 9th & 10th ONLY)
Though the funeral home directors will try their best, you will likely want a Closed Casket Ceremony. They’re usually pretty tidy when the corpse is good and dead, but as a member of the Nearly Departed, you look like you might be a handful when the embalming fluid starts replacing your blood. The restraints should keep you down, but with all your struggling those veins might start to rip, it can get messy. Will your loved ones bring you another outfit? Do they know where you are?
Terror Under the Big Top (3D)
If this circus comes to your town, you should really leave town. The Ringmaster shouting, “Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls!” just means he and his crew of freaks aren’t discerning or merciful. No one of any gender or age gets out of this tent alive. Unless of course “Chunko the Clown” swallows you whole. Then unfortunately, you’ll be alive a lot longer than you’d like.
Black Hole
Words are useless. So are screams – but that probably won’t stop you from trying. Don’t worry. You’ll stop screaming.
Bates Motel
You’ll probably snicker. Or better... Do the old “Cough! – Loser – Cough!” routine when poor, lonely Norman Bates checks you into his motel. The only thing he has left in this world – aside from his moth-eaten homemade taxidermy collection. You’ll certainly feel a stab of pity for him later when you meet his mother. But save that pity for yourself. The last sight you’ll see is the flickering neon No Vacancy sign… through your only eye not filled with blood.
Nuclear Nightmare
When you see that first mushroom cloud you'll think, 'Well, things couldn't get much worse.' Proving once again, if humans are dumb enough to believe they can 'win' a nuclear war, they really can't predict anything. Particularly what happens to some humans when they don't quite die from radiation poisoning. Turns out they get stronger, faster, meaner, mostly demented and develop a keen taste for the non-radiated flesh. And I bet if we run a Geiger counter over you there won't be so much as a click. Yummy!
Lucifer's Labyrinth
Why would you enter this thing? You have choices now. They’ll narrow down once you go in. Then, at best, it will be down to choosing your own life over your friends’. You think you’re smarter than everyone else who didn’t make it out? Faster? Can you fly? Well, you better have some sort of superhuman skill, because the inhuman beasts awaiting you sure have some tricks up their sleeves. Pointy, infected, disemboweling tricks.