Cont(r)act:
Scream Fest HQ
Calgary, Ab
email: info@screamfest.ca
Please note that at this time of year, because we are soooo busy scaring people, it may take us a day or two to get back to you... ( we're busy embalming past customers... quit bugging us...)
LEGAL DISCLAIMER
Oh, hello there. No need to get out a pen. It’s not that kind of contract. We set out the rules,
you simply follow them or die. Or simply follow them and die. (I always get
confused with this legal mumbo-jumbo.) Anyhoo...the party of the first part
(us) hereby solemnly swears to chase, catch, disembowel, then really kill and
likely eat the party of the second part (you). Unless of course, the party of
the first part is really full from other parties, in that case the party of the
second part will be chased, caught, tortured, buried and preserved for later
use, even possibly for the training of young, inexperienced parties of the
first part in the art of the previously described. Furthermore, the party of the first retains the right to further torture the party of the second part, should the party of the second part choose to submit questions via email to the party of the first part of which the answers are easily accessible to the party of the second part via the website of the party of the first part.
Now, for the formal section of this contract, as they taught us at Law School –
Stamp Stamp No Erasies!